THANKSGIVING MAKES ME SLEEPY

So I'm home at my parents house in Wodstock, NY. Don't remember much of the day. I slept, I ate and I slept some more. Wow. Watched a little of the Macy's Parrade and I was really bored. Actualy I haven't left the house today. I'm wearing sweatpants with a huge whole in the crotch.

Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday because its the one day of the year my family comes together and doesn't fight. Its always civil and everyone seems really happy to be with each other. I tried to stir things up with my dinner time conversation. Told everyone I was seeing a 19 year old girl on Saturday and my parents thought it was a little wrong. My sister came to my defense and let my parents know that 19 was completely legal. Thanks sis.


I guess thats what Thanksgiving is being about. Just resting, doing nothing and talking about young girls. So its 1 am and I'm eager to get back on the stage. I'm going to write tonight and hopefully finish a bit I've been working on. Then again JackAss is on so I might just watch that.

I have one more day in Woodstock and it gets more exciting. In the afternoon I play football with high school friends and within thirty minutes, I'll be out of breath. At night its to a loca bar where my high school class meets up to see how everyone is doing. Believe it or not I was such a mess in high school that my appearence now makes me look like an investment banker. Most people thought I'd be dead by now. Many more shocks to come.

MG

6 minutes on 60 minutes

So the documentary piece is done and it looks really damn good. Its over six minutes long and looks like something you would see on 60 Minutes. The guy who edited actualy works for 48 Hours and MTV so he certainly knows what he is doing. He did a brilliant job and I can't wait until its on the website.

I stopped by his house to get a copy of it and he was on the phone to MTV pitching ideas for Spring Break shows.
I had a great idea for a show. 'SPRING BREAK WITH MATTY GOLDBERG.' As I suggested the show, I ripped off my shirt and was topless in this dude's apartment. I was doing this simply to show the power of this show.

The dude wasn't too happy. He demanded I put my shirt back on. But i was caught in the moment. I think I would make a fine damn host for MTV. Esp. shirtless and in bathing trunks. I have a few other ideas for shows, but I'm keeping them quiet.

Bottomline, the documentary looks amazing. I have other big news, but I will save it for another time. My schedule should be updated very soon. So keep checking. Peace out.

MG