Great Gift ideas

The holiday season is upon us and I know the gift that everyone should have. Its the Matty Goldberg hoody. Just click on to the store and presto, order it. My older sister just got back to New York from LA and she was wearing it. Damn they are cool. I begged her to borrow it for the rest of the week, and she was like "no way."

Dude, she loves it. Its really cool and hip and my image isn't too big. I'm going to get one for myself.

Ok, enough shameless promotion. The year is almost over and soon I will have my year in review. It was quite an interesting year. honestly I feel I could've accomplished more. But I took some nice steps to what I ultimately wanted to do.

I'm going to make it happen in double 05. I want to say happy birthday to my father and Alienbrain. Alienbrain complained no one called him to wish him a happy birthday except for me. But he said I called him everyday to wish him a happy birthday. Birthdays are cool. And on your birthday you deserve Steak Frites just like the Brain.

MG

MY Second house in the Hamptons

Friday night I did a show in the Hamptons and it was a real blast. It was at this really cool rock club with really cool photos on the wall of some great artists. jimmy Cliff, The Band, even Paul Simon. I kind of felt honored to be on the stage. Even though I'm doing silly jokes.

Crowd was really drunk and rowdy, yet a lot of fun. If there is such thing as a good rowdy, then thats the Hamptons. There was a really cool table of four drunk girls, and I think if I put my time in, I might've scored. They kept yelling out grilled cheese in reference to one of my jokes.

After the show this lady gave me a weird compliment. "I saw you pacing back and forth before you went up, and I was a little disturbed who you were. But you just get really into it."

And thats right. Before I go up I pace like a madman or I pound my chest like a monkey. Other people have noticed my pacing as well, and they enjoy watching it. Its just a habit. I don't get nervous. I just get really focused or into doing my best.

It was cool driving through the Hamptons and seeing sailboats. i want to go there in the summertime and hit the beaches. Hell, I want a second home there just for the sake of being an ass. Maybe someday.

MG