No Computer

I have been without a computer for the past week, so I have been unable to post a new blog. I hope everyone continues to keep checking. I know I have plenty of faithful readers. Thank you dudes and dudettes. Its been a busy beginning of '05 and lots of exciting things are starting to happen to my career. Things I will not share right now.

Doing comedy in late December, early January is great because there are so many tourists and the clubs are packed. I have been really having fun on stage. Something about packed houses and performing for college girls, pumps me up.

I have been asked to speak to fifth graders about the profession of stand-up comedy. I'm wondering if I should tell the youngsters about the handjob I got in a comedy club bathroom. I have a lesson for all the nerds in school. Through comedy, yes you can get chicks. I may inspire a few of these kids.

hmmm. what else. I was at MTV offices. What a fucking operation. Its like fifteen floors of offices, the security is tight. I wouldn't expect the pentagon to be so seriously managed.

One last thing. Had this crazy dream that someone who I hate took up stand-up comedy. hey started taking away my spots. It was a horrible nightmare. They even called me in my dream to rub it in. i woke up and boy was i glad it was just a dream. Ok, take care everyone. And '05 is where we all make it happen.

MG