Am I that gullible?

Ok, so i'm doing a show tonight and there has to be that one drunk girl who won't shut up. After every joke she is making comments. I can't even comprehend what she is saying but she has attitude as well. luckily midway through my set she walks out and leaves. But once again I figured she hated me. And I wasn't too fond of her at this point.

Soooo, I see her in the bar and I bump into her kind of rudely hoping she would be mad at me. Instead she grabs me, tells me how funny I was, and gets in my face. I wish all hecklers were as cool as this. Then she invites me to a party next Saturday night at her apartment. Ok, the story gets better. She claims she works for Mirimax films and tons of filmmakers will be there.

Is this for real? This sounds too good to be true. I have the address, I have her number, I'm going. You gotta believe, right? Its either gonna be hot chicks, great cocaine and loads of fun. Or the wrong address and really a crack den. I'm willing to take the chance. But I'm taking a friend with me. Sorry Alien Brain, I can't take you. I'm taking a big scary dude who will have my back.

Everyone stay tuned. Details to follow.

mG

Am I that gullible?

Ok, so i'm doing a show tonight and there has to be that one drunk girl who won't shut up. After every joke she is making comments. I can't even comprehend what she is saying but she has attitude as well. luckily midway through my set she walks out and leaves. But once again I figured she hated me. And I wasn't too fond of her at this point.

Soooo, I see her in the bar and I bump into her kind of rudely hoping she would be mad at me. Instead she grabs me, tells me how funny I was, and gets in my face. I wish all hecklers were as cool as this. Then she invites me to a party next Saturday night at her apartment. Ok, the story gets better. She claims she works for Mirimax films and tons of filmmakers will be there.

Is this for real? This sounds too good to be true. I have the address, I have her number, I'm going. You gotta believe, right? Its either gonna be hot chicks, great cocaine and loads of fun. Or the wrong address and really a crack den. I'm willing to take the chance. But I'm taking a friend with me. Sorry Alien Brain, I can't take you. I'm taking a big scary dude who will have my back.

Everyone stay tuned. Details to follow.

mG

Worst Blog Ever

The last blog I wrote was possibly the worst ever. And the story has a happy ending. The girl who read my palm did a major favor for me and I appreciate that. i don't think she reads this but if she does, I appreciate it.

Ok, tomorrow is my sister Kate's birthday. Kate happy birthday and I will see you tomorrow. If you make me do karaoke, i'll break out my Billy Ray Cyrus. oh, Kate doesn't read this blog ever.

Anyway, comedy goes well. I think it has to do with the break of the weather. Once my body warms up I start getting nutty on stage. All the juice comes out of my body. I really can't wait for April.

As you can see, I don't have much to talk about. Sooo, will the groundhog show its shadow. Who fucking cares?


Thats it for now. I'll be at underground Lounge 107th and broadway, thursday night @10 pm and New York Comedy Club, Saturday night 8-10. thats 24th between 2nd and 3rd. Hope to see you there.

MG

Nothing is What it Seems

So this girl reads my palm and I must say she was pretty dead on accurate with her reading. I never believed in palms or tarot cards but the stuff she said was quiteclose to home. Only thing that might've been off basis was she said I was super smart. Everything else though pretty much pegged me.

I'm extremely sensitive and that can hurt me. Sure, to elaborate more, I dwell on every little thing peoplesay or their body language. I get hung up on that stuff. Meanwhile I'm wasting my time and not focusing on the bigger picture.

I'm over affectionate and need plenty of hugs. This is so true. When I'm with a girl I want to cuddle and I'm quite touchy, feely. So much to a point that girls often find me creepy. That was pretty impressive though.

I enjoy time alone. Then again doesn't everybody? But still I do enjoymy time alone in my own little world.

So after I get the reading I'm feeling pretty good about myself. Then I get a cal from the palm reader's friend. Turns out she thought I was an arrogant asshole. How come this wasn'tbrought during my great palm read? I don't get it. I think I was fooled.
WBut I assure you the palm reading was free.

Just a quick note. I get people signing up for my mailing list all the time. Expect something very soon. Thats it for now. Never believe what you hear.

MG