DYNASTY

My beloved Patriots won the Super bowl again and well it feels sweet. Everyone hates when I talk about sports so I'll move on. But congrads to the Pats.



Lots of crazy things going on with New York city comedy and an alleged strike. I never thought I'd find myself in the middle of it, but its bumming me out. I didn't get into comedy for all this insanity. I just love performing and getting a nice high from kicking ass on stage. I was on paxcil before I started comedy. I quit that shit cold turkey. Comedy much like a good pill makes me happy. And well I ain't too happy with all this hoopla over where to perform and what not. I'm not getting into the specifics but I'm spending too much time thinking about this. I'll leave it at that.

To update you on my last blog with the drunk heckler girl. i text messaged her today and I would say it was a productive conversation. Here it goes.

Matty- hey its Matty the comic you met on Thursday.

girl- hey sweetie, when is your next show? You coming to my party?

MATTY- yes, where is it again?

girl- its on (you really think I'm going to give you the address? fat fucking chance)


Sounds good.

Ok, check you guys later. Next Monday at Joe Franklyn's comedy show is loser night. Because its Valentines day and you don't have a date. Come see me and other comics for 3 measly dollars.

MG