Am I losing it

Am I that creepy? I get away with being a goofball on stage. And I can say all types of creepy, weird things. Its off the stage no one quite gets it or me. Wed. night me and a few comics got a late bite with some girls from Boston who were dying laughing at my stuff. But when they met me in person they were quite terrified.

Truth is I'm the same goof tooth I am off stage. There is no change or character. Thats why I'm a genuine mofo. I think the difference is the stage is like my cage and I'm an animal in the zoo. You can look and laugh at wonder an amazement but don't touch.

OK, so Tuesday night I'm doing a show at some little bar. This girl in the crowd is so tanked. She tells a comic she is from East Virginia. Yeah, she is smart too. So the show is winding down and she pulls some random guy in the ladies room. I usually don't interrupt other comic's sets but this was a moment I had to.

I start screaming "HANDJOB IN THE BATHROOM!!! handjob in the bathroom!!!

Oh joy, isn't life great.

oh yeay. April 7, 9pm. New York Comedy Club. 24th between 2nd and 3rd. my birthday show

sorry

Sorry its been so long since blogs. I've been doing well though. Just made a killer tape. I'd eventualy like to make a dvd of compiled shit I've done and sell it to the masses. Like behind the scenes stuff and assorted sets.

Ok, so I had this crazy conversation with another comic. Who knows why it lasted so long and why I actualy entertained this absurd idea, but for your pleasure here is a snippet.

Anonomous Comic- Hey Matty, you got a minute?

MG- Sure, wass up?

AC- I got this great idea and I want to know if you want in.

MG- Shoot my friend.

AC- I would love to make a porn comedy tape.

MG- Awww, ok.

AC- This is how it works. A comic does a joke about sex, then we have porn stars reenact it. It will be great.

MG- You mean real porn? Like penetration?

AC- Yes.

MG- Umm, hmm, I don't want to get involved with stuff like that. I mean porn isn't my thing, and once you get in that business, you are forever done with a real career.

AC- Not true, porn is getting huge. Everybody loves porn. Its getting mainstream.

MG- yeah but everyone keeps it quiet. Look, I'd consider it if it was like Girls Gone Wild and there was no sex, but it won't work.

AC- Well I think its a great idea.


This conversation lasted another thirty minutes. To think I spent thirty minutes of my prescious time discussing this. Cmics are nuts.

MG

ps- birthday show, April 7, @ NY Comedy club. 24th between 2nd and 3rd.