How do I annoy people?

I enjoy annoying people. Lately I quote every line to Napoleon Dynamite. Its better then reciting Radio. Well anyway, all night at the club I do my best Napoleon impression, "I see you're drinking two percent milk..." Or I quote Rex from Rex Kwan do, the funniest scene in the movie. I keep milking and milking it until everyone who liked the movie now hates it. It used to be Ali G show.

I enjoy playing stupid to make people laugh. Some disagree. They think I'm just really stupid, but believe me I'm quite calculated. Why am I telling you this? I just think being annoying is real funny and never letting up.

As you can see things are slow. Actualy they are intense.
i do shows every night and do little short films anytime I can. Shows have been great but nothing has stood out. Save for I performed for the whole wait staff at Bubba Gump Shrimp. The girls who work there are cool and they all wear Red Sox shit. Thats cool to me.

Something in my life will happen very soon. Its not in the horoscopes but in my head. I think the Alienbrain was right. Something good is going to happen to me. A life altering thing. Right now I'm working for my break. But I smell it.

This was an annoying blog. But its a good insight of whjat goes on in my head pretty much all the time. Edgar renteria is killing my Sox.

MG

Birthday in review

I would first like to thank my friends and family for showing. Also, all the comics who came for love and support. Whatever.

I wanted to drink a lot more but the bartender would not allow it after the last drunk episode. So I was put on a limit of two shots. I had a pretty wild set. Alot of stuff was improvised and in honor of my sister I read her journal. I also think I threw water at someone but I don't remember. After my set, I was pretty stressed out and tired so I had grilled cheese and fell asleep. The end. The show was a lot of fun though.

I really thought something crazy was going to happen but I think everyone wanted me to stay alive so they limited wehat I could drink.

Oh, check out myblogispoop.blogspot.com for a sweet Matty birthday tribute.

Thats it for now. I'm gonna nap.

mg