I had a really good day

It was just crazy. All the good fortunes I had. Calls I've been waiting for came my way. A Terry Schiavo obsessed fan contacted me. Crazy, crazy stuff. I wish I could go into detail but I don't want to jinx anything or talk about shit that might not go into fruition. Instead I'll give you a few FAQ's I get.


Q-Are your sister's really hot?

A- The consensus is yes but I wouldn't know. They are better looking then me if that says anything. I think my whole family is very attractive. Except for this distant relative Sol. His ex-wife has him locked in an attic.

Q- How come you don't write a blog about me?

A- Prob cause your not that fucking interesting. Your probably really dull and a waste of my blog space. A tip, be more like the man, and myth Alienbrain.

Q- And who the hell is Alienbrain?

A- Alienbrain is a funny comic and a great mind. We are two outsiders who have bonded through comedy. He is from Grenwich, CT and loves the Mets. His dad owes me chicken and chili. Oh, he loves the Whale too. Alienbrain can see the future and sees me doing big things. That rocks.

Q- Is that true you threatened to kill an mc who gave you a bad intro?

A- This was before I had a sense of humor. It was a late night. The mc, now a good friend of mine said, "The next guy has a sitcom with John Lovitz that will air in Angola and parts of Africa."
After my set, I grabbed the mc's arm. "IF YOU EVER GIVE ME A LAME INTRO LIKE THAT AGAIN I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU."
He was incredulous to my reaction. He was just goofing around. I have learned a lot from this. I was way out of line.

part 2 coming soon