Nerd-o-gram

This past Saturday I did the worst thing in my life. I was a nerd0gram for a party somewhere in shithole, Long Island. Thats right, I go to your party and nerd it up for everyone's lame enjoyment. It gets worse...

The party was for a grandma who was retiringg from Waldbaums. Wow, I'm surprised this didn't make the NY Post. Oh did I mention the party was real scary? Kinda like that bailbonds family on HBO? And a little anti-semitic. I ask grandma what she will miss least about Waldbaums and she chimes in with, "All those annoying jews."

I still did my job without any dignity. Ouch it was tough. I called my mother afterwords to tell her what I did, in hope that she would yell at me and tell me I need a different path in life. Instead she was very proud of me. She has very low expectations for me. This weekend its back to stand-up.

MG