More places to see the teeth

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JARHEAD

I kissed a Girl

Yes, I got to first base this weekend. After a Friday night show had a nice chat with a really cool girl whom was the victim of my journal entry joke. We hit it off and well; she and her girlfriend had too much to drink. Her friend started sucking face with another comic and I guess it influenced things. Though this really nice gal let me know she doesn't do that kind of stuff. I conned her into smooching as long as no tongue was involved. And it was kind of nice in a seventh grade kind of way. After an innocent kiss she said something really strange.

"I can't do anything more, I'm catholic."

And I'm thinking, so was Madonna.

But hey, she was really cool and sweet. Beautiful filipino (hope I spelled that right)girl who goes to a large midwest University. Oh, she wants to be a dentist too. She wasn't frightened by my teeth. See the pics on the site. I must say if she wasnt visiting NY, I'd really pursue her. But due to geography, it wasn't meant to be. OK, Happy Hallween everyone.

MG