The Corrections

One more time...

Tuesday Dec 6, 7pm @ Rodeo Bar 27th and 3rd ave. Its going to be wonderful



Because I have no money, everything I wear are hand me downs. This nice lady just gave me a real nice leather jacket because she knows I'm a bum yet nice enough to help out. She did warn me that the jacket belonged to her ex-boyfriends and he was a major sex addict. She also walked in on him with his penis near her dog's mouth. He had a good excuse though. He claimed the dog was coming on to him. I'm not making this up. I'll just say I look real rad in it and it feels good that there is so much history in a piece of clothing. I feel special. See ya next tuesday.

mg

The novelty will run out

I just want you to all know I'm doing a special show on December 6th at Rodeo Bar on 27th and 3rd. Its a special holiday party put on by a former high school chum Eric Auletta. Oh and very special guests besides me to be there.

On to one piece of business. A certain comic has been flapping his mouth that my nerd novelty will wear off. And that this whole personna is a gimmick and an act. How right he is because when I go home I'm actualy 6'2, 200lbs, and have fifty bitches waiting for me. And I'm so calculated that for the last five years I have made fun of myself in basements, pool halls, biker and lesbian bars for barely any money. Yes, this is a gimmick you fuck.


Ok, hope all is well to everyone who loves what I do.

MG