2005, the year of creepy MG

As a tradition started last year, I want to recap the year that was 2005. But, only what happened to me. 2005 was nuts. Hurricane Katrina, MTA strike, the death of Richard Pryor and Terry Schiavo, but you can buy Newswwek or Time to read about that shit. These are the top 5 Matty stories.

5. Matty gets shitfaced at New York comedy club- 4 shots of JD did the trick. I stumbled on stage and made lewd comments to the crowd. The set was great though. The comics brought me back on stage and this black guy wasn't happy about it. He said, "yo we didn't pay to see you twice."
I begged him not to pop a cap in my ass, and then said we are all brothers. Then I went home and drunk dialed every girl I know.

4. Trip to Boston- Had a great time in Boston for the Boston Comedy festival. Did some swimming in the hotel too. It was nice to get out of NYC for a few days. Beautiful college girls.

3. Nerdogram- Yes i did a nerdogram for 50 bucks in shithole Long Island. My brother in law makes, six figures, does Shakespear plays, blockbuster movies and is in a sitcom. I yuck it up at a dive bar in Long Island for a family that makes the Family Bonds family look like royalty. Everyone has a different journey.


2. Commercial- I did a great commercial in the heat of the summer for www.greatpointedarcher.com The day was like 100 degrees and the reason why I looked so hungry in the commercial was because I was sweating to death. There was so many lights and no AC. The commercial is great though. Very funny. Just took ten hours to make.


1. Matty G on BET- It don't sound right. If you told me the day before that I would be on BET, I'd think you were nuts. It was a great experience. Though the prizes sucked. I won a basketball net, Vibe magazine and two cd's I sold. I will say this. In a business which is controlled by jews, its pretty ironic that the black media has embraced me first.

2006 is the year I make it happen. This young buck is going to keep on going. Thanks to all my friends and family who love what I'm doing. May you all have a great year. To those who hate me; take a number.

MG