Wonderful Wild Weekend

I just want to say to the wonderful people of Baltimore, it was an awesome fucking weekend. And thanks to Rob Cantrell for taking me to Baltimore and letting me take off my shoes in his hotel room. He was quite stunned I don't wear socks. There were some real fun moments.

To Kat and her cousin, what the hell happened?

To the girl who was getting married and her lesbian mom and slutty friends, I wish you a beautiful wedding.

To the big black guy who passed out on a Friday midnight show who threatened to kick my ass, I'm coming for you.

To the nerdy, jewish lawyer with the sexy girlfriend, lets keep in touch.

And most important to the staff at the Baltimore Comedy factory who embraced me and let me do my thing; thank you so much.

It was an awesome weekend.