Its a Sign from the dark

Sometimes we are blessed by a higher power and sometimes black magic kicks in. A woman who frequents comedy clubs told me that by the power of the Ouiji board, my name came up as the next big star in the future. Wow. What do you say to that? Its not exactly hard evidence, but I'll take it.

I'm just hoping she didn't mean my name came up as the next comic to die.
I'm lucky I dodged that bullet.

But a little advice to all; stay away from the Ouiji board those things are freaky.

Can't be so honest

I'm sorry to say that when I write this blog I can't be as honest as I wanna be. if I talk shit about someone, it might bite me in the ass. If I talk bad about the ladies they will go nuts. But they should be happy to be in this wonderful blog.

So the last two days I retreated to beautiful Woodstock, NY. Played with my kitty cat Fenway and ate lots of food. The refs sucked in the Superbowl and the commercials were even worse. I have no idea what is going on in these action movies. There is one on a boat with Kevin Costner I think. Its like a modern Titanic. I won't be seeing that. There was a commercial for Outback Steakhouse with an Aussie guy who looked exactly like me. Anyone notice that?

Ok, its back to Stand-up tomorrow. Monday you should all go to the Laugh Lounge, 151 Essex st at 9. And Saturday night at 11:30 at the Improv cafe, 53rd and 8th. Hope to see you all there.

MG