BIRTHDAY SHOW

OK, its official. My birthday show will be at the Improv on Saturday, April, 8 at the improv Cafe. I believe it will be free. Its at 11:30 and I'll go on sometime around midnight. This will be a special show. Its a tradition that I hit the bottle on this show. Last year I threw a whole bottle of water on a patron. Also, many old high school chums come out to see me. Some of these guys used to kick my ass in high school. Now they come to laugh at me and date my sister. Also a very special guest might be attending.

For those of you who live in Secacus, New Jersey, I'll be there this Thursday. I'll have more details on Monday.

I've noticed that the number of people viewing this website has immensely jumped. I appreciate it. And if you have something nice to say, drop me a line.

me@mattygoldberg.com

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The greatest quote i heard

So many times in comedy we want to let somebody have it. We want to tell someone how we really feel. I lways want to yell at a manager or a booker if I don't feel like I'm being treated properly. But thanks to yoga I've calmed down and have kept my emotions in check. Then when a fellow, friend comic started ripping on other people, my brother in law quoted the greatest quote I have yet to hear that I will always abide by.

To quote Agatha Christie, "The truth is often desirable, but not always advisable."

Before I tell someone off or say something bad about somebody, I will think about this quote. Words to live by.