The good Dr.

I got real drunk Thursday night. So it was drunk dial time. Only thing is, I don't just drunk dial just one person or some ex-gitl. I drunk dial everyone. From A-Z on my phone. It lasted twenty minutes before my sister called me back and begged me to go to sleep. My night was over.

I'm dogsitting for my good friend Dr. J. Or Dr. Mueller. This dude is an emergency room Dr. at Bellvue and he saved my life. Well I'm making this more dramatic then it is. But this summer I got real dizzy and he took me in at Bellvue Hospital and really took care of me. I didn't even have to wait. That was a crazy day in my life. I woke up dizzy. 2 p.m I''m in the emergency room on an IV. I have a show that night, and any person would cancel it and go home and rest. But I didn't want the vertigo to ruin what I loved to do.

So at 7 pm, DR. J pulled out the IV and I stumbled into a comedy club. I could barely walk ten feet, but I still managed to do well on stage. I then went home and passed out.

I met DR J. at a comedy show. He loved my act and took one of my coin phrases at his job. In one of my jokes I say, "business as usual for Matty."

Now everytime someone comes into his emergency room all dishiveled, he says "business as usual for Matty." its caught on.

H"e has two awesome dogs. Stella and Roland. They have to be near me every second. Oh, and they wrestle all day long too.

Dr. J just got engaged to a lovely, I can't wat for the wedding.

Its really good to have a friend like J. When he helped me out in the hospital I was so thankful and I told him that my profession was meaningless. "he just shook his head and said that he envied me and he would love to make people laugh. That meant so much.

OK, I'm getting quite emotional. The next blog will be about creeping out girls or something.