Whats been going on?

Here are a few snippets of whats been going on in my life.

Everytime I do a show and I get free drinks, I get drunk and make an ass of myself. If anyone books me, soft drinks only.

After a show this girl tells me I'm funny. She was really cute. Before I could even say thank you, she says, "but I'm not going to fuck you."

Is that the vibe I give off?

I quit comedy for two hours last week. Then came out of retirement. No press covered it.

I did a show for all these yuppy Cornell guys and I was mean to them. They deserved it, they were doing coke in the bathroom.

Thats all I can think of for now. When my space fixes itself, you can check out my schedule on www.myspace.com/mattycomedy